I have a lot of apprehension about an upcoming trip to Utah. How can I survive the roving gangs of Christians?
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Just dress up in a white suit, a black shirt, a white tie, where a white name tage with black lettering and call yourself the "Anti-Mormon" and we’ll leave you alone.
Edit: Actually they probably wouldn’t leave you alone. They’d most likely try harder to talk to you, but it sure would be funny.
Wear a t-shirt with a large photo of me on it. That’ll send them running in the opposite direction faster than you can say "POLYGAMY"!
shoot to kill and ask questions later
Visit LA first.
I’d be more worried about the Mormons – not really though, they’re nice folk, but parting there tends to be a bit weird.
Whatever, just say no thank you. How hard can that be?
That’s a low blow Fuzzy.
You mean Mormons, don’t you?
If you are all that apprehensive, why are you going?
Since you hate Christians so much, why not go to a Communist country? There are more atheists in Communist countries, from what I have read. You’d like that, I’m sure.
The people would be more to your taste.
You might even decide you want to stay.
I wish you the best.
Maybe you shouldnt go.
same way you do now.
More than 60% of the population are Mormons, while the largest Christian Group are the Roman Catholics at about 6%. So, I don’t think you will find yourself facing roving gangs of Christians.
HTH
Charles
"Roving Gangs"????? What have you heard? As far as I know, they don’t physically twist your arm to sign you up.
Say you’re not interested – then leave. No one can convert you to sign up with a religion if you don’t want to, just don’t be a wuss. Stand up for yourself.
Like so many who have gone before you, trust me, you will survive.
Although you might think that there is something extra special about you that gangs of Christians or Mormons would target YOU and expend their energy chasing after you, you are mistaken. I assure you, that you will come back from Utah unscathed, unnoticed. and forgotten.
you could wear flame contacts and dress like marilyn manson…oh…wait. that might be a bad idea…
Ahhh… Utah… I like it there, despite the Mormonism. If you are going to southern Utah, then try to catch as many of the sights as you can, White Russians are available at most restaurants…lol
If it’s SLC you’ll be in… try to get to the wildlife refuge just North of the city, it is amazing, and say Hi to the Director there for me. She’s cool. Terry Tempest Williams… she wrote a book called "Refuge". It’s brilliant!
They are always nice to me, despite my "militant" atheism. It will be fine! (and my Brandy is always available).
Just hold your Book of Mormon up and tell them "Renounce Satan from your life and place your hand on my Mormon Bible and Recieve Jesus as your Personal Savior and Redeemer and BE SAVED!
Just give them a taste of their own medicene!
They tend to run into roving bands of Mormons and cancel each other out. One good strategy is to clothe yourself in holy garb and under the color of theological authority, you will cut a swath through would-be proselytizers. I assume your upcoming trip has to do with forming a Christian rock band. I hear there’s a lot of money to be made there. Squirrel Records. Has a nice ring to it.
You mean the Mormons? You mean us? Are you going to be there Oct the 7th or 6th? If so then go to General Conference and meet the missionaries. Then you won’t have to worry.
dont have a lot of concern about anti mormon christians. the worst people of anti mormonism is the secret combinations that pretend to be mormon. There is a saying that some are saints and some are "aints".
study what it means to be a part of a secret combination.
though most christians rebuke LDS believers as occultists, they dont understand that the occult rules over them themselves. mormons who join the occult are either deceived or they are Most Evil and condemned by the spirit of God. because if such people know what they are doing, they are most likely to become the sons of perditions which are the only ones that are cast out of the kingdom of God.